From: laruezmuey (Tina Osborne) Retweet!
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if I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say "I love you" with my last breath! |
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(give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready. |
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Baby, you so flat you make the walls jealous. |
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Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts? |
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Can I raid your molten core? |
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Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for |
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Click here to watch our |
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Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them. |
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Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? [No!] D'ya wanna do lunch? |
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Do you like magic? I want to cast a spell on you with my magic meat wand. |
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Have you been drinking, or do I intoxicate you? |
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hey bitches!!! free cocaine!!! |
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I betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day. |
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I've flown right up to the surface of the sun, but that doesn't compare to what I felt when I first looked at you. |
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So. What are you wearing? |
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That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed. |
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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. |
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Wanna fuck like bunnies? |
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You know, if I hold someone really close, they become invulnerable. Wanna help me find out if I can transfer any other powers? |
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Your lab bench, or mine? |
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Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night. |
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