From: serenity_lane (serenity lane) Retweet!
We have compiled a huge database of pickup lines from our users.
Our list of Pickup Lines...
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Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me. |
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I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. |
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It seems as if my dragon has finally found a nice cave to rest in. |
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My lips are registered weapons. |
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Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf. |
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When God made you, he was showing off. |
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Will you be the mother of my puppies? |
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[What are you doing?] I'm taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants. |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, 'Now.'
Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, 'Now.'
From: MissyShalondaRe (Shalonda Reil) Retweet!
PickUpLine: Do you like cheesy pickup lines or do you just want to do it?
From: laruezmuey (Tina Osborne) Retweet!
Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, 'Now.'
From: The_RealSindySe (Sindy Servedio) Retweet!