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According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me. |
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Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state? |
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Can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction. |
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Can I have your significant digits? |
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Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access. |
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Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do? |
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Do you want to extract some protein from my column? |
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Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you. |
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Engineers don't know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can't get the job done. |
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Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered. |
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Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters? |
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Hey baby, why don't you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand. |
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Hey baby. It's massive. You know what I'm talking about. |
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Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack! |
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Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel? |
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How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond? |
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I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean. |
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I haven't gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars? |
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I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data? |
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I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body? |
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I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky. |
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I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body. |
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I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you. |
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I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U. |
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I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared. |
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I'm going to Hoppip into your pants. |
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I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum. |
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I'm like a Rubik's cube; the more you play with me, the harder I get. |
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If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential. (good old neuroscience) |
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If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes. |
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If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you. |
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If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar. |
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Im more attracted to you then F is attracted to an electron. |
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In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby. |
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It’s a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause I’m going to make you sweat |
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Let us let only latex stand between our love. |
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Let's exchange fermions! |
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Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe. |
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Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water. |
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My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you! |
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My last partner wasn't very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino. |
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Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA. |
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That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2 |
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That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? |
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Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness? |
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Top quark or bottom quark? |
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Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you're a big part of that. |
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Wanna couple our equations tonight? |
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Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion. |
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Want to be my substrate/enzyme? |
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We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after. |
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We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA. |
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What's your resonance frequency? |
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When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma. |
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Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away |
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Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you? |
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You and Me = Grand Unification |
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You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre. |
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You give me more jolt than a mitochondria! |
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You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential. |
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You must be gibberelin, because I'm experiencing some stem elongation. |
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You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage. |
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You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. |
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You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power. |
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You're more special than relativity. |
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You're so hot, you denature my proteins. |
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Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm. |
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