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Do you want to help my ekans learn intercourse? |
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Hey there, I just took some Cialis and I have 18 hours left. |
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Aipom's pretty good with his hands, and so am I. |
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All the nubile lolis in my harem don’t think that I’m a complete loser. |
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Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world! |
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Are you a Hitmonlee cause your body is kickin'. |
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As the last survivor of Krypton, I have a duty to make sure my race doesn't end with me. |
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Do they make you in hug pillow? |
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Earth woman, prepare to be probed! |
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Excuse me, is your name Hina? Because I think I’m in love. |
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Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my mom's place and watch 'Dr. Who'? |
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Honey, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places! |
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How 'bout I slip into something more comfortable... like these STAR TREK VOYAGER pajamas! |
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I carry around my dead sister’s cell phone. Wanna sleep together? |
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I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby. |
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I promise, I can always find a girls G-Force. |
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I’m having the urge to grow several penis tentacles. |
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I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan. |
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If I were a horse, I'd rather you mounted me without the saddle. |
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If you go out with me, I’ll treat you how I treat my Pocky. I’ll spend a lot of money on you, bring you home and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in bed crying myself to sleep. |
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Let’s find a quiet place to connect and form Voltron. |
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Nice buns, Princess! On your head, that is. |
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Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody. |
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Once you make love to a man with Vulcan ears on you never go back. |
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Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure’s always waiting just ahead. |
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There’s enough Ai in Jailbait for the both of us. |
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We're going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and fuck. |
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What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel. |
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Why don’t we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs? |
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Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light sabre? |
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Why don't you come over to my house so we can watch a little Sailor Moon to get in the mood? |
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Yamato - "you seem a bit stiff, but i still got wood" |
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You can be my Henrietta and I will be your Guiseppe. |
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Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.' |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, 'Now.'
Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, 'Now.'
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, 'Now.'
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