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Have you ever procced flurry on a Gizmo-tron jackhammer? |
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Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart! |
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starMiE and starYU belong together do you get the message? |
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"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast! |
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(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk? |
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(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good! |
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Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? |
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Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood. |
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Are we playing Assault? Cause I’m pretty sure you are the bomb. |
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Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you. |
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Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot. |
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Are you a virgin? [No] Prove it! |
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Are you an interior decorator? When i saw you the room became beautiful. |
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Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? |
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Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am! |
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Are you free tonight or will it cost me? |
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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! |
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Are you gay? [No] Wow, me neither, let's have sex. |
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Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? |
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Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here. |
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Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing? |
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Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special. |
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At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?" |
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Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon. |
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Baby you're so hot you should have your own warnings on the weather channel |
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Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! |
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Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT! |
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Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit. |
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Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole. |
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Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business. |
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Be unique and different, say yes. |
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Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. |
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Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? |
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Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart. |
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Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains? |
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Come into my office and take off your pants. |
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Come live in my heart, and pay no rent. |
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Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut? |
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Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track. |
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Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! |
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Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! |
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Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven? |
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Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? |
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Did you fart, cause you blew me away. |
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Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue? |
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Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind? |
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Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it. |
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Do you cum here often or wait till you get home? |
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Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you. |
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Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes. |
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Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I can see myself in your pants. |
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Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world! |
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Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some? |
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Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up! |
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Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number? |
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Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'. |
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Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken wing? No? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out! |
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Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you. |
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Do you know what part of the tongue registers the "salty taste? Why don't you blow me and find out? |
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Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No] Wink. |
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Do you like apples? [Yes/No] How about I take you home and fuck the shit out of you. How do like them apples? |
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Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven't got any, how about a cock? |
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Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I? |
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Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you? |
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Do you wanna see why my nickname is 'tri-pod'? |
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Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood? |
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Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror) |
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Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. |
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Don't you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level? |
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Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself. |
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Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you? |
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Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW! |
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Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight. |
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Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. |
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Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you. |
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Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. |
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Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you... |
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Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them. |
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First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button. |
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For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me. |
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From across the bar you looked a little on the heavy side, but as you got closer I noticed you were ugly too! |
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Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? |
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Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura? |
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Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much. |
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Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? |
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Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit! |
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Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it? |
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Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to? |
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Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. |
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Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'? |
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Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend? |
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Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back. |
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Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza? |
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Hey baby there's a party in my pants and you are invited! |
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Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name? |
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Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs. |
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Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit. |
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Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight. |
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Hey baby, I'll fuck you so well the NEIGHBORS will be having a cigarette when we're done. |
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Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you! |
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Hey baby, wanna play lion? You go kneel down right there and I'll throw you my meat. |
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Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! |
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Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number. |
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Hey Bitches!!! Free Cociane!! |
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Hey cutie, wanna go halves on a baby? |
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Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest? |
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Hey! Wanna play war? I'll lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me! |
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Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile. |
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Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good? |
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Hey, I've got some legendary pokemon, do you want to touch my pokeballs to see just how legendary they are? |
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Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"? |
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Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here. |
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Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then? |
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Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good. |
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Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it. |
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Hi, wanna fuck? [No] Mind lying down while I do? |
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Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street. |
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Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart." |
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How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me. |
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How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here). |
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How was heaven when you left it? |
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I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down. |
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I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little. |
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I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye". |
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I didn't know that angels could fly so low! |
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I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me. |
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I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated. |
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I don't know you, but I think I love you already. |
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I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality? |
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I have a big headache. I hear the best cure for headaches is sex. What say we go upstairs and work out a remedy. |
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I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better? |
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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me? |
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I have the entire dictionary written on my dick. Want me to put some words in your mouth?? |
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I heard your ankles were having a party... want to invite your pants down? |
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I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away! |
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I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas. |
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I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better. |
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I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness. |
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I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate. |
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I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking? |
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I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? |
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I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you. |
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I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell. |
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I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world. |
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I sneezed because God blessed me with you. |
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I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all. |
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I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven. |
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I think I could fall madly in bed with you. |
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I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest. |
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I wanna put my thingy into your thingy. |
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I WANT SEX! Sorry, the doctor said that would help.... |
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I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand. |
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I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. |
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I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen |
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I wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk. |
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I wish you were a screen door, so I could slam you all day long! |
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I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you. |
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I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart... |
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I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle. |
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I'm a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup? |
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I'm a writer, you're a writer, how about we get naked together and put some poetry in motion? |
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I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus. |
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I'm easy. Are you? |
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I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. |
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I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there. |
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I'm hung like a tic tac. Wanna freshen your breath? |
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I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free. |
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I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment? |
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I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet. |
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you. |
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I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex. |
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If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you. |
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If god made any thing better than you he keep it for him self. |
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If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself. |
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If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand. |
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' between 'F' and 'CK' |
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If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? |
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If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever. |
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If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand. |
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If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? [No] Well, I don't, so let's go. |
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If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close... |
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If I pet you, would you follow me home? |
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If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you fuck me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches. |
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If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? |
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If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed? |
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If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer. |
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If I'm a pain in your ass... We can just add more lubricants. |
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If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created. |
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If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning. |
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If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty. |
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If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib. |
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if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips) |
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If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole? |
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If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox. |
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If you were a booger I'd pick you first. |
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If you were a steak you would be well done. |
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