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Baby were you in the army? Because you make my privates stand to attention. |
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Did you just FLASH(HM 05) me? |
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Did you use CONFUSE RAY?, cuz your making me dizzy. |
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Do you have a Ditto in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants. |
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Do you wanna battle? 'Cuz my balls are at the ready! |
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Do you wanna LICKILICKY my icky sticky. |
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Do you wanna play my Poke Flute? |
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Do you wanna see my POLI-WAG? |
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Do you wanna see what's in my ball bag? |
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Don't make me use Water Gun all over you! |
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Have you been taking lessons from a Lickitung? |
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Hey baby, wanna SPOINK? |
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Hey.. Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Kablaam"? |
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How about you come and see my safari zone. |
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How about you use REST, so i can sleep with you. |
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How would you like me to use my Onix to BIND you to my bed? |
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How would you like to see my viridian forest, well it's not really viridian. |
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I can make your Jigglypuffs sing. |
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I can make your Milktanks moo. |
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I have a private island. Wanna see it? |
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I heard Meowth's not the only mischievious pussy in town. |
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I just want to stick it in your wooper. |
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I like to compare myself with Smeargle...I'm pretty handy with a paintbrush. |
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I made you some MOO-MOO MILK, but I forgot to use my Milktank. |
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I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning. |
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I think I'm going to need a Burn Heal because you're hot. |
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I think we're going to need Defog (HM05) before the night is done. |
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I wanna Munchlax your Cloyster. |
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I wanna see your Squirtle squirt. |
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I wanna spread HONEY on your Forretress. |
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I wish I was a Magikarp, so I could use SPLASH on you! |
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I wish I was an Abra, so I could TELEPORT to your bedroom. |
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I wish you and I were Weedles, so you and I could make a Kakuna and evolve together. |
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I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you. |
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I'd like to get in your rock tunnel. |
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I'd like to Leech my Seeds into you. |
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I'd like to ride you like a HORSEA. |
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I'd like to Slowpoke your Cloyster. |
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I'd POUND you with my Piplup. |
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I'll use ROCK CLIMB in your Fortress. |
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I'm a real Machamp, if you know what I mean. |
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I've got an Onyx, and if you come over to my place I'll show you his move Earthquake (TM 27). |
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I've got Masterballs baby. |
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If I were a Clefairy, I"d DOUBLE-SLAP dat ass. |
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If I were a Ghastly, I'd seep right through your pants. |
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If I were a Hitmonchan, I'd Thunderpunch dat ass. |
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If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen. |
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If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. |
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If you were a Pokemon, I'D CHOOSE YOU! |
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If you were in a Pokemon Contest, you'd win first place in the Beauty/Cuteness category. |
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Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready. |
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Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? |
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Is that a TANGELA down there? |
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It's a good thing that I'm a pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs! |
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Let's go make a Mewtwo of our own. |
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Let's make like a Super Rod and hook up. |
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Let's make RegiLove! |
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Lets make like the pages of this guide book and get under the covers. |
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Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night. |
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Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar. |
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My Bulbasaur knows TICKLE. |
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My Diglett's attracted to your SWEET SCENT. |
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My Donphan won't ROLLOUT for you much longer. |
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My Exeggcute are pretty weak. Let's battle so they can get some experience. |
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My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night. |
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My Kadabra just used Future Sight, and it looks like we've got a future together. |
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My Lickitung can reach deeper than you can imagine! |
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My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail. |
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My Magikarp knows a little more than SPLASH if you know what I mean. |
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My Pokeballs are SWIFT in your mouth. |
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My Shellder wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke's tail! |
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Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming. |
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Since we've been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire. |
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So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams! |
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Squirtle isn't the ONLY one that can use water gun. - wink - |
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STD’s are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch ‘em all! Wanna help me out? |
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The doctor said I broke the record for the world's most powerful penis. Do you want to see me work my magic? |
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The name's cock..i mean brock..wait, i said that right. |
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Wanna watch my EKANS evolve? |
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Want my Caterpie to use String Shot on you? |
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Want to Link your cable onto me? |
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Want to register your number in my PokeNav? |
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When I'm around you, I am like a Geodude, as hard as a rock! |
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Will you use ROCK POLISH on my Pokeballs? |
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You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family. |
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You just gave me a Cubone. |
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You make me errupt like the Cinnabar Island volcano. |
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You make me feel like an Electrode, you give me an EXPLOSION in my pants. |
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You make me RY-HORNY! |
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You make my Darkrai rise. |
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You make my Gyrados HYDROPUMP! |
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You must be a Charmander because you're getting me hot. |
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You put the "BONE" in Cubone. |
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You put the "cool" in Tentacool. |
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You put the "Double-D" in Dodou. |
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You remind me of Deoxys, you're out of this world. |
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You remind me of Pokemon, I just want to Pikachu. |
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You set my Chimchar on fire. |
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You'll be WEEZING after I'm done with you. |
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You're so flat, I don't know if you're walking forwareds or backwards. |
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You're such a good catch, i think i'll use my only MASTER BALL on you. |
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You've got the lips of a Jynx! |
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Your gonna need a HYPERPOTION by the time i'm done with you. |
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Your more beautiful than a Beautifly. |
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