From: MissyShalondaRe (Shalonda Reil) Retweet!
We have compiled a huge database of pickup lines from our users.
Our list of Pickup Lines...
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Does your ass have Allstate insurance? [No, why?] Well do you want it to be in good hands? |
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Let me stick me cannon in your porthole. |
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Alright, let's go... I'll give you a half hour. |
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Are you a RARE CANDY? 'cuz I feel a level-up. |
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Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water! |
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Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bed rock! |
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Can I fertilize you with my sunkern? |
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Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask. |
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Do ya mind if the parrot watches? |
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Do ya wanna grind? |
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Do you have a license for that wagon you're draggin'? |
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Do you want to see something swell? |
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Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phonenumber, can I get yours? |
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Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together? |
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Fat Penguin. [What?] I just thought I'd say something to break the ice. |
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Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks? |
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Hey babe.. can you suck start a Harley? |
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Hi, do you speak English? (yes.) Oh, me too. |
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Hi, my name is Peter. Wanna find out why? |
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Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. |
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How do you know that I'm not loving you now? |
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I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples. |
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I have four words for you "Hol I Day Inn". |
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I have this weird habit of taking every girl I fuck for shopping. |
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I make more money than you can spend. |
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I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest! |
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I once knew a squirrel named Marvin. God your hot. Marvin is in Africa now. |
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I'd walk a million miles over broken glass just to meet the guy that fucked you last. |
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I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on? |
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I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet |
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK. |
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If you have oral-sex with your own clone,would that be called masturbation? |
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If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss. |
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Is that an 'X' on the seat of your pants? 'Cause it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath! |
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Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel. |
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Is this your house key? Could I have one? |
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Me skull and crossbones aren't the only things I plan on raisin' tonight! |
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My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place. |
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Nice poop deck on ya, lady. Care for a swabbin'? |
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People say that masturbating will make you go blind, if that were true, not only would i be blind, but my seeing eyedog would have vision problems. |
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Should I call you in the morning or nudge you? |
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So.. I heard you wanted to fight me. |
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Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes. |
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Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded, lassie! |
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What the hell are you looking at? |
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What's wrong with the chics in here? They just don't like gorgeous guys anymore.. |
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Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five. |
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Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber! |
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Yesterday I wanted to take I shower. I pulled back the curtain and there was a rhinoceros and a giraffe in the tub. They were eating cheese and they said "Hi." |
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Yo, ho ho! How 'bouts a bottle of rum? |
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You know, I'd really love to fuck your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it. |
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You remind me of my cousin. I want to fuck you so bad, but I know that I can't. |
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