From: laruezmuey (Tina Osborne) Retweet!
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Our list of Pickup Lines...
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Are you a vendor, because I'd like to browse your goods. |
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Baby, being with me is like a Paladin casting Divine Shield. It'll last about 10 seconds and you won't feel a thing. |
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Do me |
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Do you have a tampon I can put in my nostril? Because my nose started bleeding when I saw you. |
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Do you like Pokeballs because you're about to get really close to one of mine. |
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Do you wanna see my BELL-SPROUT? |
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Don't you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It's just SO misleading. |
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Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle. |
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Hey, baby, wanna come back to my fortress of solitude? |
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I most certainly am King in bed! Shall I prove it to you? |
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I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you. |
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I want to stick to u like glue-cose. |
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I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers. |
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I was just checking you out from across the room with my Sharingan. I came over because I notice your chakra use is limited, and well let’s just say I really know how to get your chakra flowing. |
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I'd let you handle my wand any day! |
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I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it. |
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Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat. |
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You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations. |
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You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. |
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Your eyes are so blue, they remind me of 24 stam gems. |
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