From: Arlenamnz (Maryanne Urban) Retweet!
We have compiled a huge database of pickup lines from our users.
Our list of Pickup Lines...
|
|
|
Why don't you seduce me? My resistance is low. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
 
|
|
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
|
|
Can I borrow a quarter? [Why?] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Can you please make my day ;) |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Chicks dig me. I wear colored underwear. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Did you fall out of the sky? That would explain what happened to your face. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Did you just fart? Cause you just blew my heart away. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Do you have a name or can I call you mine? |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Do you like cheesy lines or do you just want to do it? |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Do you like my belt buckle? It would look better against your forehead! |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Do you wanna go back to my place, fuck, then never speak again? I do. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Drink this tequila, then call me when you're ready. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Even the freaks need love. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Excuse me, but would you like to hold the priesthood? |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Excuse me.. Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you.. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Excuse me.... How do you like your eggs, scrambled or fertilized? |
Tried (1) Successes(1) |
|
|
|
|
|
Fat Penguin. (she says what?) hey just had to say something that would break the ice |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Fat penguin. [What?] Sorry. I just wanted to say something that would break the ice. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Happy hour's over but it's still going strong at my place. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out.) Would you like to? |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Hello, my name is Borat! |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!? |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Hey baby, let's go make some babies. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Hey baby, you've got somthing on your butt, my eyes. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Hey baby. I'm single. Do you believe that shit? |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Hey there! You look alot like my next girlfriend! |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Hey, do you like dancing? Go over there and dance so I can talk to your friend. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Hi, do you want to have my children? Or should we just practice? |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Hi. I think your friend is really hot. Do you have a ride home or is it just going to be the three of us? |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Honey if your eyes sparkled any brighter the sun would be out of a job. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
How much do you cost? I've got a dollar, how much change would I get back? |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin.. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
I bet you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
I bet you could suck-start a harley |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
I have a 13 inch dick. Remember that, there will be an oral exam later. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
I have an oral fixation with giving oral gratification. If you are willing to receive I am more than willing to give. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away! |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. |
Tried (2) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
I noticed you noticing me, and i just wanted to put you on notice, that i noticed you too. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
I ran out of Viagra. Can I use you? |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
I really don't know if you're beautiful or not because I haven't gotten past your eyes yet. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
I wanna floss with your pubic hair. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
I was going to tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off. But it looks like somebody beat me to it. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
I wish I was a tear, Born in your eye, Lived by your cheek and died in your beautiful mouth. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
I'd buy my way into your heart if I thought it had a price. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart.. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
I'd love to swap bodily fluids with you. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
I'd rip out both my eyes just so you have more holes to screw me in |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
I'll suck you so hard that you'll have to pick the sheets out of your ass when I'm finished. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first participant? |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
I'm friendly and slow moving! |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first? |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
I've just moved you to the top of my to do list. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a million beaches. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
If i flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head? |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
If I flip this quarter, what are the chances of me getting head? |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
If I give you a piece of my sandwich, can i stand next to you in hopes that people might think we r together? |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
If I judged you on a 1 to 10 scale, I'd give you a '9.9'. It would be a perfect 10 if you were with me. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. |
Tried (1) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
If I told you I was gay, would you let me touch you? |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
If I told you you have a nice body, would you hold it against me? |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public.. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
If my pillow had a hole in it, I would name it after you. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. Cause I'm like a sex machine. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
If you need a love doctor, I have a medicated degree.. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
If you play your cards right, i just might let you see me naked |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
If you talk to me, I'll fuck you. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
If you were a laser gun, you'd be set on stunning. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays? |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Is that a fox on your shoulder, or am I seeing double? |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Is that a keg in your ass? Because I really want to tap that ass! |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Is that shirt Camel Skin? 'Cause I'm checkin' out your humps! |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
It's a good thing your ass is so fat, because it takes the attention off of your face. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
I´ve lost my virginity, can I have yours? |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Just where do those legs of yours end? |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Let's go get liquored up and rape each other. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Let's play war. I'll lay down... and you blow the fuck out of me. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it". |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
My ex-girlfriend used to call me Goldfinger. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
My name is INCREDIBLE. But you can call me Laura. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
My name is Justin. Justincredible. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
My name's Jimmy, but you can call me "lover." |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it? |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Nice shoes. They'd look better under my bed. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Not only can I palm an NBA basketball, I wear a 13 1/2 size shoe |
Tried (3) Successes(1) |
|
|
|
|
|
Of course theres lots of fish in the sea, but youre the only one Id love to catch and mount back at my place. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Pardon me, I don't mean to make a pass, but you must be leavin' the country if you're packin' that much ass. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you... |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Please, I'm wearing underwear older than you. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Roses are black, violets are red, what is it going to take, to get you into bed? |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back? |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I like Spaghetti, Let's go fuck! |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Scientists call me a medical miracle. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Sex is a killer.. want to die happy? |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Sex is evil; Evil is sin; Sin is forgiven; so let's begin. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Show me your pussy and you will get some popcorn! |
Tried (1) Successes(1) |
|
|
|
|
|
Since we shouldn't waste this day and age what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Sorry, but you owe me a drink.[Why?] I looked at you and dropped mine. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Sure, you can pet it if you like. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
That shirt is very becoming on you. Then again, if I was on your chest, I would be coming too. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
The CIA wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you? |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
The Lord gave us the power to fuck. So, let's go have sex! |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
There are only two beautiful girls in the world, and you are both of them. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
This is incredible. This is the first time that this has ever happened to us. [What?] Each one of my 27 personalities found you cute! |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Tonight, you know you will be sitting on your bed and you will be holding your pillow close to your chest and wish it were me pressing against your chest. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Trust me, i would like to pop that ass. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Wanna fuck, or should I call my lawyer? |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Wanna Wrestle?? |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Want to see my stamp collection? |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Was that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding? |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons! |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Was your father a mechanic? [No] Then how did you get such a finely tuned body? |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
What do I have to do to be your booty call? |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
What is your occupation? I would've guessed interior decorator.You sure make this place seem a lot nicer. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that? |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Where's your paper bag? [What?] Your paper bag to put over your head. [Excuse me?] It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Whoa! Did you come with those boobs? |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Why is it that every time you are around, my pants feel tighter? |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Would you fuck me if I was going to die soon? Well, I've got a bomb in my pants. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
You -will- go home with me tonight. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
You and me baby aint nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
You are a 9.9999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
You are rubber, I'm glue, what ever you say, I bet I will fuck you. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
You are so beautiful that I would marry your cat just to get into your family. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
You are the reason men fall in love |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
You could make a glass eye cry.. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
You know that I think about you only twice a day? Once when my eyes are open, and once when they are closed. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
You know what they say if someone has big hands,,,,,they were big gloves! |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
You know, you really piss me off. You are the most disgusting bitch I have ever seen. Absolutely disgraceful. Wanna suck my hairy balls? |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
You make my software turn to hardware! |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise! |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
You're so fine, I'd suck your daddy's dick just to get some of where that came from. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
You're ugly but you intrigue me. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
You've been a bad, bad girl. Go to my room! |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Your daddy must be a terrorist, because baby- you da bomb |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Your eyes are like your tits, fucking beautiful |
Tried (1) Successes(1) |
|
|
|
|
|
Your eyes are the same color as my Porshe. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Your parents must be retarded, 'cuz you seem like a special girl to me :) |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
|
|
|
|
Your tits are hilarious. |
Tried (0) Successes(0) |
|
PickUpLine: Do you like cheesy pickup lines or do you just want to do it?
Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, 'Now.'
From: sexy_OliveNotch (Olive Notch) Retweet!
Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, 'Now.'
From: serenity_lane (serenity lane) Retweet!
Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, 'Now.'
From: MissyShalondaRe (Shalonda Reil) Retweet!