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Your chastity belt would look great on the floor of my sleeping chamber.

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Hey, you've got a lawyer's ass. Yup, it's firm.

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It's not the size of the staff that matters, but the magic within.

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Like a mare, I can be ridden for hours.

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Nice Asimov.

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That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn't coming from an artery.

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They say a knight is always as hard as his armor.

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What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?

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What a fine set of chalices you have.

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What's a princess like you doing in a dungeon like this?

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When I was put on the rack in the inquisition, my limbs weren't the only things that got stretched.

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