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Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist. |
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"Looking for Group" |
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Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart. |
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Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge |
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Believe it or not, gettin' laid is still hard when you're this good-looking. |
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By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares. |
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Can i explore your mean value? |
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Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial? |
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Hey...nice asymptote. |
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Honey, you're sweeter than pi. |
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How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number? |
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I am an organ donor, need anything? |
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I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me. |
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I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number. |
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I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution? |
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I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain. |
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I hope you know set theory because i want to intersect and union you |
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I just shit in my pants. Can I get into yours? |
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I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log? |
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I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. |
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I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities. |
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i'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity. |
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I'm good at math, U+I=69 |
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i'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl. |
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If i were a function you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you. |
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If you were sin x and I was cos x, then together we'd make one. |
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Let me integrate our curves so that i can increase our volume |
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Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. |
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Let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge |
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My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function |
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My love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever. |
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My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing. |
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My love is like an exponential curve. it's unbounded |
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My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to. |
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Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you. |
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You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum. |
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You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus. |
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You've got more curves than a triple integral. |
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