From: sexy_OliveNotch (Olive Notch) Retweet!
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Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days. |
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(As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me! |
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Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse. |
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Come here, I'll show you a REAL Patronus. |
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Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me? |
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Do you have a boyfriend? [Yes] Do you mess around? [No] Would you hold still while I do? |
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Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted. |
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Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you? |
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Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight. |
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Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza? |
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I can make you feel like I've never had sex before.. |
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I can tell by the way you're ignoring me that you want me.. |
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I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? |
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I think I crapped my pants. Can I get into yours? |
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I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW! |
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I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car. |
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If God had a refrigerator, a picture of you would be on it. |
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My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can't differentiate. Do you need math help? |
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My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I'm falling for you. |
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Nice tits. Mind if I squeeze them? |
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Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again. Why can’t I stop dazzling people? |
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Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul. |
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Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? |
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You know what they say, right? Once you go "Black" you never go back. |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, 'Now.'
Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, 'Now.'
From: serenity_lane (serenity lane) Retweet!
Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, 'Now.'
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