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I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!

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A thousand painters working for a thousand years could not create a beauty that equals you.

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Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style!

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Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?

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Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.

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Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.

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I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.

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If I were a Milktank, I'd use ATTRACT on you.

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If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.

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If you were a pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle, cause you make me wet!

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Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.

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My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!

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OK, it's not very big and I'm not very good, but I've got the cutest little way of getting on and off.

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One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle.

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Whaddya say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?

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You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.

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