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Are you impressed with how I handle my sniper? You should see what I can do with the weapon I pack under my armor.

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Do you need a Magnum because I’ve got one right here for you. In my pants.

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Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.

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Got two nipples for a dime?

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I like your hair, your eyes, your smile... I like every bone in your body... Especially mine!

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I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you.

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I usually press “X” to pick up weapons. Does that work for picking YOU up as well?

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I was following the indicator of where to score and it brought me to you.

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I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?

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I’m like a plasma grenade. Let me get on you and you are guaranteed to explode.

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That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.

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That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.

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What do you say I take my flag to your base and score?

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When I came near you, the announcer said “unfreakinbelievable”... I would have to agree.

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You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.

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You wanna ride on my 'hog?

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Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

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