From: laruezmuey (Tina Osborne) Retweet!
We have compiled a huge database of pickup lines from our users.
Our list of Pickup Lines...
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I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start. |
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(Look down at your crotch) It's not just going to suck itself. |
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(Sounding official) Excuse me, we have a problem here. You see that table over there? It has one too many chairs at it. Would you like to join me? |
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All this could be yours for one low, low price! |
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Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small. |
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Are you a bird collector? 'Cause you've got a nice set of hooters. |
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Are you accepting applications for your fan club? |
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Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? |
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Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle! |
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Did you invite all of these people? I thought it was just going to be the two of us. |
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Did you know its a felony in this state to look that good, but if you turn around I'll let you off with a warning. |
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Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes. |
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Do you have a twin sister? [No] Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world! |
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Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room? |
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Don't worry about the missing teeth. It just means that there is more room for your tongue. |
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Hi. Are you cute? |
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I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed. |
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I think that pick up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let's just fuck. |
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I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. |
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I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight? |
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If I ask you for sex, will you give me the same answer as the answer to this question? |
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If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? |
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In Venezuela only real men have big mustaches. |
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Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? |
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Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com? |
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Nice fucking weather. Want to? |
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Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel! |
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Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes? |
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You can't be first, but you could be next. |
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You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through. |
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You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you. |
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