From: laruezmuey (Tina Osborne) Retweet!
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Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine! |
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Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? |
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Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean |
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Damn, girl, you must be a hollow. You make my zanpaku-to go bankai. |
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Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes. |
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Fancy a fuck? |
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Gaara - "Ever been shukaku'd?" |
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Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel |
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Hey baby, you've got somthing on your butt: my eyes. |
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How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping? |
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How about we go home and you handle my exception? |
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How about you be my story and I'll be your climax! |
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I have big hands. |
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I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see? |
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I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle. |
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I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. |
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I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video. |
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I'd like to play on your laptop. |
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I'd switch to emacs for you. |
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I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen. |
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If beauty were time, you'd be eternity. |
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If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it. |
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If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long. |
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If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop. |
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Im not telling you this because I want to impress you.. but I am Batman. |
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Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't. |
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Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open? |
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My 'up-time' is better than BSD. |
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My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love. |
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My Typhlosion knows Eruption. |
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My Typhlosion knows EXPLOSION!! |
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Need me to unzip your files? |
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Nice Set of Floppies! |
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No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you. |
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No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing. |
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No, that's not an iPod mini in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you. |
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Wanna go see the wonders of the world? |
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Want to come see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy. |
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Want to see my Red Hat? |
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You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean. |
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You had me at "Hello World." |
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You make my software turn into hardware! |
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You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell. |
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You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable. |
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You've stolen the ASCII to my heart. |
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Your beauty rivals the graphics of Doom 3. |
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Your homepage or mine? |
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Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator! |
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