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			I may not be a priest, but I can take you to the heavens, princess.	Tried (1) Successes(0)
			You look like a maiden in distress, why don't I save you?	Tried (1) Successes(1)
			What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?	Tried (3) Successes(0)
			(As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!	Tried (3) Successes(3)
			(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			(Bump into someone) If I knew how hot you were I would have grabbed your ass instead of bumping into you.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.	Tried (2) Successes(1)
			Handing a generic suger packet did you drop your name tag?	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			(eyeing the breast plate) I am a master dual wielder. Mind if I give those a go?	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Are you a parking ticket? You got fine written all over you.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Are you an interior decorator? When i saw you the room became beautiful.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.	Tried (1) Successes(1)
			Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Arrrrrrrrrrrrr you free this Saturday?	Tried (3) Successes(0)
			Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Baby, I'm a Mismagius. I'll make all of your wildest dreams come true.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Be unique and different, say yes.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Bond. James Bond.	Tried (1) Successes(1)
			Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Did you fart, cause you blew me away.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me? I thought you knew.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Do you believe in free love? [No] Then how much do you cost?	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Hey baby, want to form a zygote?	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Hey, You were great on Bay Watch last night!	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Hi, I’m Edward. I can be the super hero or the bad guy.	Tried (1) Successes(1)
			Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Hi. I'm gay, think you can convert me?	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			How about a fuck.... ing drink?	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			How was heaven when you left it?	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			I also prefer my ribosomes bound...tight. Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			I am a magical being, take off your bra.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			I didn't know that angels could fly so low!	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			I don't know you, and you don't know me, but who's to say it's wrong if we sleep together?	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			I'm bigger and better than the Titanic.. only 200 woman went down on the Titanic.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.	Tried (4) Successes(4)
			I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			if I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say "I love you" with my last breath!	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			If you were a booger I'd pick you first.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.	Tried (1) Successes(1)
			Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			My adductor isn't the only thing that's longus.	Tried (1) Successes(1)
			My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			This is a condom. If we put it on, we can have sex.	Tried (1) Successes(0)
			Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			What time do you have to be back in heaven?	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			When God made you, he was showing off.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			You look beautiful today, just like every other day.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!	Tried (1) Successes(0)
			You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Your boyfriend tells me your great in bed.	Tried (3) Successes(3)
			Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			Your eyes remind me of diamonds, because diamonds are expensive, and so are eye replacements, and baby- you need eye replacements.	Tried (1) Successes(0)
			Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"	Tried (0) Successes(0)
			[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?	Tried (0) Successes(0)

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