From: MissyShalondaRe (Shalonda Reil) Retweet!
We have compiled a huge database of pickup lines from our users.
Our list of Pickup Lines...
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Wanna take my Swift Pink Hawkstrider for a ride? |
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If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? |
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Why don't you and me go back to my gym and have a naked battle. |
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(Hold up a screw) Wanna screw? |
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Baby, did you fart? 'Cause you blow me away! |
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Be unique and different, just say yes. |
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Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend? |
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Do you wanna lick my tongue? |
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Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm? |
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Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature. |
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Gee, thats a nice set of legs, what time do they open? |
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Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you? |
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Hey baby. Drop that zero and get with the hero. In other words, you better come with me. |
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Hi, my name is Adam, I like peanut butter, wanna fuck? |
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I lost my virginity. Can I have yours? |
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I party like a rockstar, i look like a movie star, i play like an allstar i fuck like a pornstar, ride with me if you want to be with a superstar |
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I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior. |
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If I said you had a hot body, would you hold it against me? |
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If I washed my dick, would you suck it? [No] Oh, so you like to suck dirty dicks. |
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If I were a Pidgeotto, I'd GUST your pants off. |
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If I were an iceberg and you were the Titanic, would you go down on me? |
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Pardon me, have you seen my missing Nobel Prize around here anywhere? |
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What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper. |
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You can touch mine if I can touch yours with mine. |
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You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there. |
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You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I can't stop ya. |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, 'Now.'
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From: laruezmuey (Tina Osborne) Retweet!
Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, 'Now.'
From: The_RealSindySe (Sindy Servedio) Retweet!
Chuck Norris doesnt use pickup lines, he simply says, Now. :)
From: WinterTakachEML (Winter Takach) Retweet!