From: laruezmuey (Tina Osborne) Retweet!
We have compiled a huge database of pickup lines from our users.
Our list of Pickup Lines...
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(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front? |
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(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me? |
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As it happens, the suit does come off. |
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Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? |
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Do you have any Irish in you? Do you want some? |
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Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks. |
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Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them. |
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Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong. |
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Driving and my penis...they are both hard for you. |
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Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize? |
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Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff. |
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Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag! |
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Hey baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body? |
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Hey Girl, do ya wanna socket my gem? |
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Hey I am a wrestler, let me take you down. |
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Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come talk to you. |
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How do you feel about group experiments? |
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I am beset by this dragon in my loins, and only you can quench its fire! |
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I bet you could suck Lincoln's head off a penny. |
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I got a rocket in my pocket. |
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I just popped a Viagra. So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place. |
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I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let's just fuck. |
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I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. |
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I want you to have my children! |
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I wish I was a Seaking, so I could HORN DRILL you. |
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I would fuck you so hard, you'd learn from it. |
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I've been whomping my willow thinking about you. |
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If I was a Pokemon right now, I'd be an Erectabuzz |
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If there was a hentai based on you, I’d buy it. |
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If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart. I hope to God you can't sing because I just wanna fuck you. |
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Is it hot in here or is it just you? |
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Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get. |
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My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing. |
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roses are red, violets are blue, NOW GET UR ASS IN THE VAN!!!! |
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Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?" |
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The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor. |
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What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this? |
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Yes, I am indeed a wizard. Watch me make your clothes disappear! |
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You give my Gengar that smile. |
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You put the SPARC in my workstation. |
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You should be someone's wife. |
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You're so hot you would make the devil sweat. |
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