From: laruezmuey (Tina Osborne) Retweet!
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You wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could sheath his sword, would you? |
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I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? |
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All those curves, and me with no brakes. |
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Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes! |
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Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy! |
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Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend. |
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Hi, Can I buy you a car? |
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Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. |
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I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number. |
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I have a big dick ben dover |
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I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you. |
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I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away. |
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I hope your day is as radiant as your smile. |
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I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are. |
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I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk. |
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I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true |
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I wanna bag you like some groceries. |
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I wet my pants.. can I get in yours? |
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I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access. |
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I'd marry your cat just to get in the family. |
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If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second. |
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If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand. |
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If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me? |
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If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough? |
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If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction. |
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If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib. |
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If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous! |
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Is that a knife in your armor? Or are you just happy to see me? |
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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself in your pants! |
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Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be? |
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Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get. |
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Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless. |
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Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love. |
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My buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money? |
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My love for you is like the universe...neverending!! |
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Naruto - "I've got nine tails, think you can take them all in one shot?" |
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Nice to meet you, I'm [Your name] and you are..gorgeous! |
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Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you? |
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The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight. |
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This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line. |
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Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world? |
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What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? |
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Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together? |
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You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?", You - "When you fell from heaven." |
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You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me. |
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You got something on your chest: my eyes |
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you know what would look great on your chin? |
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You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche. |
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You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none. |
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You look so sweet your givin me a toothache. |
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You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. |
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You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line. |
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Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice. |
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Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home. |
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Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan |
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