From: 4evraRUSHER1006 (One Direction ∞ ) Retweet!
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Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. |
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How would you like me to use my Onix to BIND you to my bed? |
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I usually press “X” to pick up weapons. Does that work for picking YOU up as well? |
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If I were a Pidgeotto, I'd GUST your pants off. |
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I would fuck you so hard, you'd learn from it. |
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(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams. |
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When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma. |
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I´ve lost my virginity, can I have yours? |
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If my pillow had a hole in it, I would name it after you. |
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From: laruezmuey (Tina Osborne) Retweet!
I'm gonna be exhibiting some pickup lines today.
My job? I'm one of those under the covers treasure hunters. Lookin' for some sweet booty.
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